It looks like the guys from T-Shirt Hell are trying to expand their market a little by including people who are not so easily offended. This new t-shirt store is called TorsoPants.com. On the left here is the face of TorsoPants – the inappropriately named Torso Ted. As you can see he is torso free. My belly button lint has more torso than this dude.

If you sign up as a free member of the Church of TorsoPants right now, they’ll drop $8 TorsoWashingtons in your account. They work just like cash towards anything you purchase on the new site. It’s a great way to get a discount on your first TorsoPants.com tee shirt. The web site is very similar to T-Shirt Hell but has more flash and therefore can take a bit of time to load. It is worth the wait though.

Below you can see a selection of t-shirts available at the store.

Another great thing about becoming a member is that you are automatically in with a chance to win free t-shirts in their ridiculously easy “Buy None Get One Free Contest”.

Just sign up to be a member, which is free, and agree to receive our monthly newsletter and you’ll automatically be entered in the 3x a day drawing. As a member you’ll be eligible for even more free stuff, member’s only benefits, discounts/sales, and other really cool junk. And the newsletter is great because unlike the typical, annoying newsletter, our newsletter is chock full of fun, and excitement. In effect we will be paying you: with laughter.

So, sign up to be a free member below for your chance to win Torsopants 3x a day, each and every day! That’s over 1000 chances to win per year! It’s so easy, that five people have won simply by trying to find a good chili recipe.