T-Shirt Hell has been going strong for about 8 years selling their brand of irreverent humor but they announced today that they will be closing down for good on February 10th. I did mention in December that all was not well in the T-Shirt Hell family and I guess I was right but I really did not imagine that this store would close down. According to T-Shirt Hell owner, Sunshine Megatron (yes, that’s his real name), the store will not be sold off for the millions of dollars it is surely worth but that it will just cease to be. So you have two weeks or so to get any T-Shirt Hell t-shirts that you want and to sweeten the deal he is giving 10% off everything. Below is the message posted by Sunshine Megatron explaining why he is doing what he is doing.
I’m done. I’m finished. I can’t take the stupidity anymore, so I’m leaving and I’m taking my website with me. As of Tuesday, Feb 10, 2009, T-Shirt Hell will be no more.
No, I’m not selling out to some douchebag corporate entity. No, we’re not being sued by any of the over 40 companies that have sent us cease and desists over the years. No, I’m not going to jail (yet) and no, it’s not because of the economy. Although, the recent dip in sales certainly does make the idea easier to accept, even though we still sell over 3000 shirts a week.
I started this company in June of 2001, nearly 8 years ago, with the intention of producing the best satirical, the most controversial, the funniest t-shirts on the internet. Generally speaking, I feel I’ve accomplished that and am satisfied with what we’ve put out. I made a shitload of dough along the way. I’ve done cocaine off the better body parts of supermodels. I’ve even raped and killed a mountain panda in the hills of Shaanxi. But these perks are besides the point.
I just don’t feel like dealing with idiots anymore. I’ll give you an example of the kind of misguided morons we deal with on a regular basis at T-Shirt Hell. We released a new shirt a couple weeks ago that says “It’s not gay if you beat them up afterwards”. I will not explain the irony or the social commentary of the slogan because anyone with half a brain should be able to handle that on their own. Problem is, we’ve been besieged with emails from angry people complaining about the “fact” that the shirt is hate speech or that we’re promoting gay bashing and should take it down immediately.
Now, I can’t say I’m surprised we’re getting hate mail from people who have nothing better to do than to start half-assed campaigns because of their lazy, just enough passion for an email, ideals towards a misguided cause. It happened when we did our first really controversial shirt, “The School Shootings Tour”, it happened when we did our “What About All The Good Things Hitler Did” shirt, it happened when we did our “Arrest Black Babies Before They Become Criminals” shirt (boy did it happen then). It used to happen all the time when we did more social commentary and didn’t give a fuck about what anyone thought and did shirts that did not leave anyone out. Unfortunately, as a concern for the safety of my employees, we don’t push the envelope as much anymore…and I can’t say I feel good about having caved in.
Anyway, rather than cater to the masses, I’m just going to stop making shirts. It’s not enjoyable anymore and I have enough money to move on to something more rewarding. Maybe I’ll start my own hooker farm or maybe I’ll practice sleeping. Whatever I decide to do, it will be better than this.
Attention any venture capitalists or independent investors/business assholes who are about to inquire about purchasing T-Shirt Hell. Don’t. You won’t do the company justice and I won’t take that chance. I’m putting it to sleep. It’s over.
That’s right, I’m crazy. I’m pulling the plug on a company I could have sold for millions. Why in the fucking world would I do something so stupid? Because I can. I don’t care about money. This is the way I’ve always done things…my way.
So, to all the kickass motherfuckers who supported us and REALLY got what we were trying to do, thank you (no, not you, you racist idiots who thought we actually had racist intentions and no, not you, you dumb as a stump fucks who just think any shirt with the word “fuck” on it is as right as rain). Thanks to all the people who contributed to my vice fund and at the same time helped make a funny statement about the world today.
As a final farewell, I’m going to bring back some of the top selling Worse Than Hell shirts as a fuck you to those who forced me to remove them. To those who are offended by them and to those who think I’m racist, promoting rape, a nazi, homophobic or just the world’s biggest asshole…well, at least you think I’m something, which means I’ve achieved what I wanted.
Thanks to Gary, Mika, Jacob, Greg, Bob, the black lady who writes our newsletter, and to everyone else who was part of T-Shirt Hell. Time to move on to even greater things. I’ll miss you (by miss, I mean, it’s going to suck not being able to give you my excellent reach arounds when you least expect them).
Below are some of the most controversial t-shirts at T-Shirt Hell. I do cringe when I see some of them but I do understand the humor. For some people some of the tees are pretty funny. I have to admit that I have chuckled at quite a few designs from T-Shirt Hell but I also understand that some people would be offended by them so wouldn’t wear them myself. That said there are plenty of tees that I would wear there too.
I think this is a great opportunity for someone now to open up a similarly themed T-Shirt site as this was a very popular store with no real competition. Let’s see what happens. Unlike Torsopants, T-Shirt Hell’s sister site, I think T-Shirt Hell will be missed and people will talk about it long after it’s gone.
i wonder if this is the same site, or newer version?
LOL, if I didn’t think you were just pimping your site I’d tell you that there is probably no connection between T-Shirt Hell and that store. That is just someone trying to take advantage of the T-Shirt Hell brand. I would also tell you to compare the designs and you can see for yourself the quality is very different and the ‘tshirthellliveson” or “bigrooster” pales in comparison. The t-shirt designs are lame and unoriginal.
Of course,by now we all know that T-Shirt hell didn’t close. It was all a hoax started by the company’s founder. T_shirt hell is alive and well.
I received that email from T-Shirt Hell too, although doesn’t look like they have closed the business, and it’s been two years. My guess is that it was just a stunt to get people to go panic buying, cos’ once the business has closed, that’s it, no more shirts.
Good idea, but it would of pissed a lot of people off.
Yep, I think it is well known that it was a hoax used to generate sales. A very successful hoax if all is to be believed.
Whoever is behind T-Shirt Hell, keeps doing the same thing, putting “last call” shirts up. They did it again this week and it’s got to the point where it has become of some annoyance, which is seriously making me to consider unsubscribing from their Newsletters.
Once, sure, twice, okay, but to keep pulling the same stunt is driving me nuts, and down right nasty – because they are blatantly lying and when businesses do that, I start to distrust them. If the owner (or owners) reads this, I suggest you really think about your next idea. Using the same one repeatedly is only going to piss people off.
Til this day I have not actually purchased anything from them, and I’ve ben subscribed for at least two years. I have a lack of trust for them – have no idea who or what type of person I would be handing my financial and address details to!
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